What is a methaphone?

A phone-shaped piece of clear acrylic — no electronics, just a thoughtful stand-in.

Why the name “methaphone”? Should I expect side effects?

It’s a playful nod to methadone. Side effects may include thoughtful reflection.

How can a clear slab help me stop doom-scrolling?

It gives your hands something familiar to hold while you step away from screens.

How do I use methaphone?

Hold it, fidget with it, or let it rest in your pocket. Whatever feels helpful.

What if I drop it?

It’s sturdy acrylic, but like any object it can crack on hard surfaces.

Is there a Dark Mode?

Dark Mode here is simply darkness. Turn off the lights or close your eyes.

Are kids allowed to use methaphone?

Absolutely. It’s safe, and children often invent imaginative ways to play with it.

Where can I buy one, and why are they always sold out?

We make small batches. Sign up here to receive restock updates and special announcements.

Who’s behind methaphone?

Methaphone is a collaboration by Eric Antonow and Greg Hochmuth. Learn more in the origin story.

How do I contact you?

Email us at eric-and-greg@methaphone.com. We’d love to hear from you!